Summary[edit | edit source]
Malcolm's older brother, Francis escapes from his Military school and comes back home to see his girlfriend, Beebee.
Plot[edit | edit source]
In the cold opening, Malcolm, Reese and Dewey are quietly sleeping, when Lois rips open the curtains and tells them breakfast will be off the table in five minutes. Malcolm says he knows a boy who has a mother who wakes him up with a kiss on the forehead.
Francis decides to go on AWOL from military school to come back home with his ditsy girlfriend and dream of them running away to Canada. It is revealed while Malcolm was giving Beebee a letter from Francis that she is a thief and that she pays no attention to Francis whatsoever. He also comes to suspect that BeeBee is seeing someone else on the sly.
Francis escapes from school and hitchhikes back home. Malcolm finds him in the backyard hiding. Francis convinces Malcolm to help him and give some instructions and a letter to BeeBee. While the family is eating later, the phone rings. Lois answers and exclaims that Francis has escaped. Malcolm assures them he is okay, which makes Lois question what he knows; Malcolm squeals under pressure. Malcolm tries to distract Lois by saying that Francis met Beebee at a park near the soccer field.
Francis says that he loves Beebee because no one else has ever loved her. When Dewey overhears Malcolm and Francis talking in the backyard, Malcolm convinces him that Bigfoot is out there to scare him away from there.
When Francis sees BeeBee and professes his love to her, she heartlessly breaks up with him. He demands an explanation for it. BeeBee reveals that she wasn't attracted to Francis at all because he's too emotional over something that doesn't exist to her world. She also mentions that she has been seeing Richie whom is more her ideal man since he doesn't care about the feelings of love and rather about living life the way they like to live it. Francis is left humiliated and stupefied by BeeBee's confession. His hopelessly romantic antics had not succeeded on her. As he lays crying in the dirt, Dewey hears the moaning and, thinking that it is Bigfoot, throws rocks at him. He later making up a story to Reese about him slaying the monster, befriending it, and getting slurpees with it. Lois goes on the wild goose chase for Francis and ends up accosting several other horny teenagers making out in the park about love and their stupid behavior.
Later on, Malcolm is sitting at the dinner table snacking on crackers and then he goes to his bedroom and sees Francis standing their in the doorway cleaning off and explaining that Beebee broke up with him. Francis says goodbye to his brother Malcolm and packs his bag and hops out of the window so he would walk down the street when a car pulls up behind him to offer him a ride so it turns out to be his father Hal, who found him on the street only because of Malcolm ratting him out once again. Hal is sympathetic with Francis and tells him that they will call Lois after they put a few states behind them.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Bee Bee implies that she's watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- Hal and Reese discuss the game Mortal Kombat, and how it's hard to beat the last level.
- The shop where Malcolm meets Bee Bee and where she steals some items is the Village Market on 11653 Moorpark St, North Hollywood, CA 91602.
- The park where Lois confronts young couples is Woodbridge Park on 11240 Moorpark St, Studio City, CA 91602. This location would later be reused in Forbidden Girlfriend.
- Francis and Malcolm mention their grandma before she makes her first on-screen appearance in The Grandparents.
- This episode was the second to be filmed in production order.
Errors[edit | edit source]
- While Lois was trying to get information out of Malcolm about Francis, you can see one of the hanging yellow coffee cups in the background on the left is gone, yet in the next shot it was back.
- During Hal and Reese's conversation about Mortal Kombat, they say that the final boss is Sub-Zero, when the real final boss is Shang Tsung.
- Hal tells Francis that he's never been dumped before. However, in the episode Family Reunion, he implies that he has been dumped, when he tells his father that "He was never there for him when he got dumped." The first claim may have been a lie because he didn't want to have Francis see him as weak.