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Pilot is the first episode of the first season of the television series Malcolm in the Middle, which originally aired on the Fox Network on Sunday, January 9, 2000.


Synopsis[]

In the episode, the six primary characters are introduced, Malcolm, Lois, Hal, Reese, Dewey, and Francis (who is currently at military school), and Malcolm's struggles and fears to be placed in the accelerated learning class ('Krelboynes') even though he has an IQ of 165.

Summary[]

Malcolm introduces himself and his family to the viewers, explaining that the earth is 196 billion square miles and if he covered 100 miles for every hour for the rest of his life, he'd still only see half of it. He introduces his older brother Reese who's left nostril squeaks all night long and his little brother Dewey with whom he shares a bed. His oldest brother Francis is his favorite but he got sent away to Military School. Malcolm says that the best thing about childhood is that at some point it stops.

At the breakfast table, as the boys come out of their room Malcolm's mother Lois tells the boys there are only two waffles left and one will have to settle for cereal. Malcolm, Reese, and Dewey fight over the remaining waffles while Lois shaves Hal's body hair in the kitchen, Malcolm explains that his father Hal has sensitive skin and he needs to be shaved every month. Lois is astounded and says her husband that he is like a monkey with so much excessive body hair and finds it wasteful to throw the hair out. She tells Malcolm to come straight home after school to take a bath because he learns that he will have to spend the afternoon with Stevie Kenarban, a handicapped asthmatic who happens to be in the Krelboyne class (the high honors class) since Lois arranged a play date with him. He isn't too pleased, but Lois tells him to be polite since Stevie is a human being with human feelings. Malcolm agrees in order to avoid a lecture, but Lois decides to lecture all three boys about how they shouldn't take their legs for granted because doing so is wishful thinking and how every day is a lottery and first prize you don't have to scoot yourself around town on a skateboard with your hands. Dewey claims he would never do that before Lois tells him he's a good boy and to quit playing with himself.

Before leaving for school, Lois tells the boys one of them will have to have an egg salad sandwich since she ran out of ham, she warns Reese and Malcolm to walk with Dewey to school, so he doesn't get kidnapped and not leave him with behind like they did last time. Reese informs Malcolm he needs to walk with Dewey because even though he did the past two days, Reese did when Dewey wet his pants. As the boys are walking to school, Malcolm tells Dewey to stay close to him and they wind up holding hands despite Malcolm claiming that it is why Dewey gets teased so much. They meet up with Richard (one of Malcolm's friends) and he asks about Francis. He heard rumors from his parents that Francis is in jail. Malcolm denounces it, explaining that he's at Marlin Academy in Alabama, one of the best military schools in the country. He explains how that everyone thinks Francis is some kind of rebellious freak of nature and he's not. Flashbacks reveals how he got to Marlin Academy because of his wrongdoings. During it, he tries to apologize to Hal as he's seen at his girlfriend's home having sex with her, burning the neighbor's car and ending it with him being brought back to the house in handcuffs by the police. The flashback ends as Malcolm claims that Lois was being unfair to Francis by shipping him off to Marlin Academy immediately and didn't let him explain himself.

He, Dewey and Richard find the bully of the school and Reese's rival, Dave Spath, confronting a kid and forcing him to do embarrassing things for them. Malcolm reminds Dewey what to do if Spath gets him. He tells Malcolm he will roll up in a ball and stay there. Spath gives his victim a choice between begging for mercy on his belly, licking his shoes or take a beating and that he needs to pick two but if he picks all three, Spath will leave him alone for the next two weeks. As Malcolm, Dewey, and Richard attempt to slip past him, Dave stops for a moment and Malcolm's concerned. He ignores it and beats up the kid anyway with his friends. Malcolm, Dewey, and Richard are able to pass by without him seeing them.

We move to Malcolm's classroom in school. The class is painting pictures. She then tells the class to be careful with the fruits on her desk because she bought them with her own money. When Malcolm takes his finished work up to the teacher, she is very impressed with it. While he is talking to the teacher, Dave places red paint on his chair. When Malcolm sits down there is an audible squish. As we see him walking down the hall toward the office we can hear the laughter of the students.

It turns out Malcolm was summoned there by Caroline Miller, the Krelboynes' teacher, because of his astounding skills. Further investigation shows that he can pass a 'What's Wrong With This Picture' test for a minute at extraordinary speed.

When Malcolm arrives at Stevie's house that afternoon, he realizes that his parents are overprotective and won't even let him watch TV, but they soon find common ground in comic books, and they realize that they have a lot in common and Malcolm thinks that his friendship with Stevie won't be so bad after all.

The following Saturday morning, the boys are on the couch as Malcolm explains that lazy Saturday mornings are probably what his family is best at. Lois is getting ready for work and trying to find her bra, she tells the boys to keep the house clean until their father gets home from work and that two of them can have slices of pizza for lunch and the other one can have what she assumes are peas. Francis phones the house and asks his mom for his allowance but she busts him for smoking and tells him what she and Hal went through to quit but says she'll talk with his dad and maybe they can send a portion of it. There is a knock at the door and none of the boys move to answer it before getting into a brawl. Lois opens the door topless and finds Caroline Miller outside. Caroline tells Lois that she has not returned any of her calls and is desperate to talk to her about Malcolm. Lois tells her that the reason she hasn’t responded is because she knows Caroline wants to put Malcolm in a special needs class, and informs her that she would never allow it wondering why the counsellors feel like they have to label everyone and although Malcolm may be strange and never shuts up he is a good boy. A disheveled Caroline interrupts her and tells that she doesn't understand at all and asks to come in and let her explain everything. Lois agrees to listen to her.

At dinner, as Hal and the boys ravenously devour a casserole before excusing themselves, Lois stops them and says they need to have a discussion. Hal assumed his wife wasn't going to mention Aunt Helen until after her biopsy. Lois instead explains how Caroline came by and after running tests on him she announces that Malcolm has an outstanding IQ of 165, meaning that he will have to join Stevie in the Krelboyne class. The news baffles everyone at the table and Malcolm is more than just annoyed at the notion. He knows that he will be ridiculed for the rest of his life. Lois assures him there is nothing wrong with being smart or cut from the herd, as it will make him the only buffalo who isn't there when the Indians run the rest off a cliff, further baffling him. Malcolm states it isn't fair and why he should have to go if he doesn’t want to. Lois tells him that it's not his decision to make and they have to do what’s best for him. Malcolm begs his mom to change her mind, but Hal tells him to calm down. Malcolm states it isn’t fair, but Lois says it’s for his own good and he cannot waste this opportunity since it is the first time anyone in their family has ever been given an edge in life. Malcolm then retreats to his room openly admitting he wants a better family.

His mother then reassures him, claiming life won't leave him many opportunities to move up and how proud she is of him, and how special Malcolm and his brothers are. She compares them to their neighbors the Parker's boys whom despite being healthy are ugly enough to resemble boiled beets, and how unintelligent the children of the Henderson's are who electrocuted their dog in an attempt to get free cable. Lois reminds Malcolm that anyone who teases him is a creepy loser who'll wind up working in a car wash. Malcolm feels better.

Malcolm reluctantly accepts his fate in the class. At school, his teacher brags about him being highly gifted. Later he finds himself with the other geniuses, who follow him around and stare at him since he's the new kid, much to his annoyance and his asking them to stop, which they do. He then accidentally insults Stevie and regrets it immediately afterwards.

At lunch, Malcolm is eating alone and is being treated as if he were radioactive by being smart. He sees Stevie and decides to make up with him, but Dave Spath appears again and throws a milk carton at his head. He insults the bully, causing him to get up and approach Malcolm. Malcolm regrets his mother’s earlier warning about taking his legs for granted since he is now unable to run. As he nears, Malcolm throws a punch and misses. Then he throws chocolate pudding in his face. As the bully winds his fist up, Malcolm ducks. Spath tries to redirect his punch, but ends up slightly tapping Stevie's cheek with his knuckle. Stevie realizes what he can do with this opportunity, waits a bit, and pushes himself over, complaining about the pain. Malcolm and Stevie smile at each other. The crowd surrounding them and even Dave’s own gang rant about his beating of a crippled boy. Nobody believes Dave when he says it was an accident.

During the end credits, Malcolm explains that the principal confronted Spath for hitting Stevie who is wheelchair bound. He tries to maintain his innocence, but even the faculty didn't believe him due to the kids testifying against him which reduces him to tears. As a result to Spath's unprovoked attack on Stevie, he is expelled from school and Malcolm is seen as a hero for trying to defend his friend. Malcolm sees birds collecting Hal’s body hair and Malcolm concludes that if a bunch of birds can make the best of what they’ve got, then he can too. He states that maybe being in the Krelboyne class won't be so bad and decides he is going to make the best of it.

Cast[]

Main Cast

Recurring Cast[]

Guest Cast[]

Music[]

  • Under the Influence - Citizen King - Cold open.[1]
  • It's Your Thing - The Isley Brothers - Lois shaving Hal.[1]
  • You Sexy Thing - Hot Chocolate - Lois shaving Hal (Extended Pilot).
  • Unknown - Flashback showing Francis' troubled past.
  • Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree - Tony Orlando & Dawn - Play date with Stevie.[1]
  • Unknown - The Wilkersons eating.
  • Better Days - Citizen King - Smart = Radioactive; Spath apologizing; In the epilogue.[1]
  • Pencil Rain - They Might Be Giants - Pudding incident.[1][2]

Trivia[]

  • This is the first ever episode of Malcolm in the Middle.
  • The extended version of this episode, which appears on the Season 1 DVD, runs for 25 minutes instead of the average 21.
  • Malcolm's house is also introduced in this episode. The real-life location for this is 12334 Cantura St, Studio City, CA 91604.[3] It's since been torn down and replaced by a modern two-story residential building.
  • Dave Spath bullies the kid in the street here.[3]
  • Filming for various school scenes including the fight between Malcolm and Dave Spath took place at a real school, namely at the Colfax Charter Elementary School in Valley Village, CA 91607.[3]
  • Malcolm walks through this open corridor to get to his teacher.[3]
  • The fight between the two took place at this location of the school's playground.[3]
  • After this pilot, Malcolm's school was a set on the CBS Studio Center grounds.[3]
  • It is revealed that Malcolm's IQ is 165.
  • The sets of the family's house, the military academy and the Krelboynes classroom change after this episode
  • 20 million people tuned in to see the Pilot when it first aired. It was the second highest-rated episode of the series, falling short only to the second episode, Red Dress, which attracted 23 million people
  • This episode won a Prime-time Emmy Award, being given to Linwood Boomer for writing for a comedy series and Todd Holland for directing it. Malcolm in the Middle would have multiple future episodes that would be nominated for an Emmy Award, but this episode and Bowling would be the only two to win.
  • Eraserhead (a Krelboyne) played by Will Jennings is named in reference to David Lynch's bizarre film, Eraserhead, whose main character has frizzy hair similar to the Krelboyne
  • Dave hitting Stevie is one of the reasons why he never appeared in later episodes during the show's run. It's implied he was expelled by the principal.
    • Another reason why Spath doesn't appear after this episode is because Reese beat him up off screen for violating his bullying manual which stipulated that Stevie is off limits because he's in a wheelchair.
    • This social obligation for Reese to not hit Stevie is supported in this episode, Bully and Reese vs. Stevie.
  • Aunt Helen is mentioned in this episode, she would later pass away in Funeral.
  • In an interview for a radio talk show Wait Wait..... Don't Tell Me! on August 28, 2021, Kaczmarek explains that Cranston didn't have a hairy body, so yak hair was used in the first scene, with a body double in Teamsters working on the show.
  • Jeremy Renner makes an uncredited appearance as the arresting officer who brings Francis home in handcuffs after he was caught burning a neighbor's car.
  • Merrin Dungey, the woman who played the role of Malcolm's original teacher in this episode, would later be used as the actor who plays the recurring role of Kitty Kenarban, marking the first actress to play more than one character on the show.
  • On Disney+, the scene where Reese chokes on cereal and coughs is cut out.
  • A running joke in this episode is that (with the exception of the family dinner) Lois never makes the same meals for the three boys due to not having enough food, telling them that one of them will have to have something different.

Taped[]

Production Notes[]

  • The theme song is different. It is the same tune, but it is slower than usual. The clips used in this episode were originally chosen as temporary clips, because the final theme was not ready by the original air date; however, the crew decided they preferred the temporary theme to the prepared permanent one and so chose to stick with the original, modifying it only slightly for later episodes.
  • This is the only episode to make any reference to the main family's last name being "Wilkerson". On the mailbox for the house, "The Wilkersons" was seen written on the side of the mailbox. Later in the episode, Francis' name tag can be seen to read "Francis Wilkerson". Both of these were dropped in later episodes (Francis's name tag would just read his first name in future, despite the other Marlin cadets having their surnames on theirs) and it was decided the family's surname would never be officially revealed.
    • Wilkerson would later be mentioned in Dinner Out when Hal introduces his family as such and Company Picnic (1) before being dropped entirely.
    • There was also a joke that appeared in the original pilot script. In that script, Malcolm was walking to school when a neighborhood kid came running up shouting, 'Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. I was talking to my parents last night - I was listening to them talk, and what's your last name?' 'Wilkerson, why?' Malcolm replied. 'Oh. Who are the Pariahs?' said the other kid.
    • A running joke within the cast of the show is that the family's real last name is "Nolastname". This was referenced to in the series finale, Graduation, where Francis' name tag can be seen to read "Francis Nolastname". Not only a reference to their running gag, but also a brick joke to Francis' last name being revealed in this episode.
  • The French title of this episode is "Je ne suis pas un monstre'", which translates to "I Am Not a Monster".
  • Linwood Boomer's 2nd ex-wife looked at the script for this episode and thought up some of the jokes.
    • Lois telling Malcolm that being in a wheelchair is like "scooting around town with your hands on a skateboard"
    • The two houses next-door to The Wilkerson house having 'For Sale' signs
    • Lois about to make an announcement, only for Malcolm to instantly say "I didn't do it" and Reese saying "Yes he did, I saw him."
    • Malcolm's teacher describing Malcolm as "being different in his brain."
  • 'Krelboyne' is a term originating from a character in Little Shop of Horrors, Seymour Krelborn.
  • Martin Spanjers, who had auditioned for the role of Malcolm, and Vincent Berry, for the role of Reese, appear in this episode, playing the secondary roles of Richard and Dave Spath, respectively.
  • The whoosh and door slam effects which are a regular theme in this show during scene changes are different in this episode. They were not originally intended to be used on a regular basis in every episode.
  • The end credits for this episode run over the final scene, which would be dropped in all subsequent episodes.

Errors[]

  • In the opening, we see Dewey's cold feet. Two shots later, his feet are in a different position.
  • After the titles when Lois tells Hal to raise his arms so she can shave his armpits, if you look at the bottom of the screen you can briefly see that Hal is wearing something to cover up his private area.
  • When Malcolm is talking to his first teacher (Ms. Hogan), you can just see a small part of a boom microphone at the top of the screen.
  • Just after Malcolm sits in the paint a girl passes behind the class, but in the next wide shot the girl is gone.
  • When Malcolm is in Stevie's room eating cookies, the cookie in Malcolm's right hand disappears and reappears between shots.
  • When Stevie is telling a joke, the back of Todd Hollands (Director) head and briefly fingers can be seen in the lower left in the shots facing Stevie, clearly directing him. [widescreen version only].
  • In Stevie's room, when Stevie is talking you can see the boom microphone poking out at the bottom left of the screen. [widescreen version only].
  • When Lois hangs up on Francis before saying 'Oh, I love you' it seems as though the line is already disconnected (as can be heard from the dial tone from Francis' side] but in a later shot, Malcolm and Reese are just about to hang up the phone.
  • Caroline repeatedly mispronounces her name as 'Carolyn'.
  • When Lois opens the door topless to Caroline Miller you can just see the tape that is across her chest, when shot from the back.
  • As we move to Malcolm in the Krelboyne class, he slowly opens his fingers that are covering his eyes - a hand on each side of his face but when we see through his eyes the fingers are crossing each other.
  • In the fight with Spath, Malcolm throws some chocolate pudding on his face. Just after hitting Stevie he still has it on his face, then in the wide shot its all gone.
  • When Stevie is being picked up after being "punched" by Spath, his leg moves under his power.

Gallery[]

Pilot/Gallery

Quotes[]

Malcolm: And its totally unfair. Everyone acts like Francis is this big troublemaker and he's not!
[Flashbacks with Francis being brought home in handcuffs by the police.]
Francis: Dad, I know what you're going to say and believe me, I totally agree with you. There is no excuse for what I've done. It was idiotic, immature, totally reckless and I'm really, really sorry.
[Scene switches to Francis having sex with his girlfriend, BeeBee.]
Francis: I'm hoping against hope you would give me another chance.
[Scene switches to Francis destroying a neighbor's car by setting it on fire, which explained his eventual arrest.]
Francis: Which I admit I don't deserve, but if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I know I can earn your trust back.
[Flashback ends as Malcolm faces the audience]
Malcolm: It's not like it was even "our" car.

References[]

Languages:: Deutsch, Spanish

Malcolm in the Middle episodes
Season 1 PilotRed DressHome Alone 4ShameMalcolm BabysitsSleepoverFrancis EscapesKrelboyne PicnicLois VS EvilStock Car RacesFuneralCheerleaderRollerskatesThe Bots and the BeesSmundayWater Park
Season 2 Traffic JamHalloween ApproximatelyLois' BirthdayDinner OutCasinoConventionRobberyTherapyHigh School PlayBullyOld Mrs. OldKrelboyne GirlNew NeighborsHal QuitsThe GrandparentsTraffic TicketSurgeryReese CooksTutoring ReeseBowlingMalcolm vs. ReeseMini-BikeCarnivalEvacuationFlashback
Season 3 HouseboatEmancipationBook ClubMalcolm's GirlfriendCharityHealth ScareChristmasPokerReese's JobLois' MakeoverCompany Picnic (1)Company Picnic (2)Reese DrivesCynthia's BackHal's BirthdayHal CoachesDewey's DogPoker 2Clip ShowJury DutyCliquesMonkey
Season 4 ZooHumilithonFamily ReunionStupid GirlForwards BackwardsForbidden GirlfriendMalcolm Holds His TongueBoys At RanchGrandma SuesIf Boys Were GirlsLong DriveKicked OutStereo StoreHal's FriendGarage SaleAcademic OctathalonClip Show #2Reese's PartyFuture MalcolmBaby Part 1Baby Part 2Day Care
Season 5 VegasWatching The BabyGoodbye KittyThanksgivingMalcolm Films ReeseMalcolm's JobChristmas TreesBlock PartyDirty MagazineHot TubIda's BoyfriendSoftballLois' SisterMalcolm Dates a FamilyReese's ApartmentMalcolm Visits CollegePolly in the MiddleDewey's Special ClassExperimentVictor's Other FamilyReese Joins the Army: Part 1Reese Joins the Army: Part 2
Season 6 Reese Comes HomeBuseys Run AwayStandeePearl HarborKitty's BackHal's Christmas GiftHal SleepwalksLois Battles JamieMalcolm's CarBillboardDewey's OperaLiving WillTiki LoungeIda Loses a LegChad's SleepoverNo MotorcyclesButterfliesIda's DanceMotivational SpeakerStiltsBuseys Take A HostageMrs. Tri-County
Season 7 Burning ManHealth InsuranceReese vs. StevieHalloweenJessica Stays OverSecret BoyfriendBlackoutArmy BuddyMalcolm Defends ReeseMalcolm's MoneyBride of IdaCollege RecruitersMonoHal GrievesA.ALois Strikes BackHal's DentistBomb ShelterStevie in the HospitalCattle CourtMorpGraduation
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