Traffic Ticket is the 16th episode of season 2 and the 16th episode overall in Malcolm in the Middle. It was directed by Jeff Melman and written by Larry Strawther. The episode aired on February 18, 2001.


When Lois is cited for outstanding traffic violations that Francis got on her name, she orders him to pay for the tickets. Believing that she had been wrongly accused and arrested by a corrupt officer for refusing to give him a free iced tea, she decides to fight the violation in court.


Lois tells the boys they're going to the barber college to get their hair cut. Malcolm complains against going over there because they never get the cut right and wants to go to a real barber. Lois silences him by reminding him the family can't afford a real barber to do the hair cut because of the tight situation with them paying bills to the government. She mentions going to the barber's college is much better because the services are free. At work in Lucky Aide, Lois rings up a police officer and tells him he needs to pay full price for his iced tea. However, Craig mentions that the officer gets 100% off, due to an arrangement in order to keep Lucky Aide safe. Lois reminds him that they've been robbed five times in the past six months (including the previous episode Robbery). She also mentions to Craig that the store need to hire trained security guards to help watch the store properly and not bribe police officer with free stuff in order to keep the Lucky Aide safe. Lois thinks it's beneath him to do such things and wants him to stop. Craig attempts to remind her that their boss is facing financial problems with the other security guards going on strike for the low pay. He mentions the store can't afford to replace them with newly trained guards until the strike is over. Lois is unmoved by this and still makes the officer pay for the iced tea in full.

After her shift, Lois and the boys leave for the barber college when she unexpectedly is followed by the same cop. Despite Reese's attempt to convince her to make a run for it so the family could be on the news, she pulls over right away. She orders Malcolm, Reese and Dewey to behave themselves. Lois warns them that if they attempt to embarrass her in front of the cop by fighting in the car, making piggy noises, claiming to smell bacon and even attempt lying to them by claiming that she kidnapped the boys from their families, she will punish them when they get home. It's the same officer who asks for her license claiming she cut off a car. Lois doesn't believe him and tells him that she has done nothing wrong. She gives the cop her license and telling him that she has a clean record. Lois is arrested when he tells her that she has 16 unpaid parking tickets incurred in her name. She is angered by this and insists that the parking tickets are not hers. Lois vows to prove him wrong as the boys watch on in happiness to see her arrested. Later on, Hal bails her out of jail, but Lois isn't in the mood. Reese asks her how was her trip in jail and is silenced when she stares at him in anger. Hal mentions that he can't understand how they amassed so many traffic tickets without knowing what was going on.

A call home from Marlin Academy reveals that Francis got them all in Lois' name, which makes her furious. She furiously yells at him for getting all those violations without telling her that ended with her being arrested and jailed. Francis defends himself by blaming Lois for shipping him off to military school and mentions that when he is home, he has to make up for his social life that he doesn't have time to follow the traffic rules. Refusing to accept his excuses, she tells Francis off that he owes the family $747.13 for those violations he incurred in her name and refuses to let him come home until he's reimbursed the family. Hal suggests that Lois goes to traffic school instead as an attempt to avoid potential lawsuits. She refuses and tells him off that they're taking this case to court. Lois claims that the cop had it out for her because she refused to let him have a free iced tea by making him pay full price and pulled her over as payback. She still believes she is right and will make the boys testify in court as her witnesses. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey are horrified by this, but agree in order to avoid being punished by her. Hal isn't convinced in what Lois is doing is right to sue the cop and take him to court. He tries to talk some sense into her by explaining the family can't afford a lawsuit and it's likely that the court will side with the police because they have evidence of her wrongdoing. Hal points out that going to traffic school is better because at least they can avoid paying more money for a lawyer if they lose the case. Believing that he is unsupportive of her, Lois remains resolute in her stance because she will prove that the cop is corrupted in wrongly imprisoning her. With the boys testifying in her favor, she will also have Francis to come home with the paid parking ticket violations as her evidence to prove she was innocent of a traffic violation that she didn't commit. Then the cop would have to apologize to Lois for having arrested her for a violation she didn't commit.

Later on, Lois is trying to figure out how the cop pulled her over for a traffic violation she didn't commit. Francis calls home and sends $20 as sign goodwill and hoping she will let him off his punishment by not paying for the traffic violations. However, Lois refuses to back down from her stance and reminds him that he still has $727.13 to go before he can come home. She points out that because of his irresponsibility and recklessness, the family van is impounded. Lois reveals to Francis that she and Hal are down to one car until he pays off the tickets so they can get her car out of the impound lot. He mentions that it's impossible for him to get the money because he has classes. When Francis doesn't have classes, he has to do homework in his dorm. He mentions if he's not doing homework, he has to do uniform detail. And when Francis is in trouble with Spangler, he is often doing his time in detention. Lois maintains her stance by telling him that she's not going to let him renege his responsibilities any longer.

Malcolm visits Craig at Lucky Aide to gather evidence. He produces a tape from the parking lot scene, and learns that Lois is wrong as she had cut off a car when pulling out of the parking lot. Malcolm shows the tape to Reese, who is overjoyed as it proves she is wrong and they can hold it against her. They then show it to Hal, who is glad the boys showed it to him.

Meanwhile at Marlin Academy, Francis attempts to come up with the owed money by pulling dangerous stunts for his colleagues. Eric and Finley suggests that he jumps from the roof of Marlin Academy, naked and blindfolded. Later on, he calls home and learns from Malcolm that Lois was guilty and is overjoyed. Francis wants him to hold it against her, but Malcolm doesn't know what to do.

Hal and the boys show the tape to Lois, who states that the tape is wrong. The boys protest, but he tells them not to interfere and let him handle it. In the bedroom, Lois tells him that she saw the tape, but knows what happened. However, Hal finally convinces her to admit she is wrong, and she finally drops the case.

Lois calms down considerably, finally accepting that she can be wrong (which the boys use to shift blame to her which she accepts). Francis calls home again, this time in a wheelchair from a dangerous stunt he pulled. He tells Lois that he got some of the money to pay off all the tickets, but she tells him that he can use it to come home for a weekend. Lois leaves the house, and Craig arrives with a different tape from another store across the street. The tape reveals that the car Lois had cut off had performed an illegal u-turn right beforehand, revealing that Lois had been right the whole time. Hal, knowing Lois would revert to her old self if made aware of the evidence, immediately destroys the tape and orders Craig to remain silent, to which he nervously nods a yes to.


  • Jane Kaczmerek as Lois
  • Bryan Cranston as Hal
  • Christopher Kennedy Masterson as Francis
  • Justin Berfield as Reese
  • Erik Per Sullivan as Dewey
  • Frankie Muniz as Malcolm

Guest StarsEdit



  • Sam McMurray as Officer Stocton



Hal: I heard they made traffic school really fun. There's bowling traffic school, comedy traffic. Remember when I took that comedy traffic school, god that was hilarious. A rabbi, a priest and a minister come to a four way stop....
Lois: I am not taking traffic school.
Hal: Honey, if you don't take traffic school, you'll get a point in your license.
Lois: I'm not getting a point in my license because I'm taking this to court. I did nothing wrong and I got three eyewitnesses to prove it. They saw exactly what happened.
[The camera comes up to Reese and flashbacks]
Lois: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
[Reese is taking gum off his shoe. The camera comes up to Malcolm and flashbacks]
Lois: Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack...
[Malcolm is drawing a pirate on his arm. The camera comes up to Dewey and flashbacks]
Lois: Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey, Dewey...
[As Lois is saying his name, Dewey is driving the wheel as Lois is in the passenger's seat.]
Malcolm, Reese, & Dewey: You're right, mom!

Lois: Well, knock yourself out. My record is clean.
[Scene changes to the police officer arresting Lois.]
Lois: There is no way I have 16 unpaid parking tickets! The computer's wrong! You are not getting away with this!

[After Lois tells Francis that he owes the family $747.13 for the unpaid parking tickets.]
Francis: This is totally unfair! None of this would've happened if you weren't such a reckless driver!
Lois: Excuse me??!!
Francis: When I park too close to a mailbox, I didn't endanger anyone's life.
Lois: I didn't endanger anyone. I was pulled over by a corrupt cop for a traffic violation that I didn't commit!
Francis: [sarcastically] Oh, but when I say I've been framed by the police, you send me to military school! Ironic, isn't it?!
Lois: That cop was out to get me!
Francis: Of course he was. Everyone's out to get you. And the neighbor's cat's the ringleader. Didn't you know that?
Lois: Ha-ha, you can laugh all you want, Francis. But until you come up with the money, you are not coming home.
Francis: Where am I supposed to get $700?! You're just using this to keep me here.
Lois: Yeah, that's right. It was the cat's idea.

[Francis has just called home and it's revealed that he got the unpaid parking tickets in her name]
Francis: Mom, just calm down.
Lois: I was in jail, Francis. Jail! All because you didn't pay your parking tickets. How could you have gotten 16 unpaid parking tickets and not tell us about it?
Francis: Well it isn't my fault, mom. You keep me stuck here. When I come home, I have so much living to do that I don't have any time to look for legal parking.